Random Gym Thoughts

This is a list of most of things that I say to myself at the gym.

Cardio Equipment:

• I really hope that I can get a machine by a fan.
• This 45-minute workout feels like 3 days.
• How do people watch TV and do a cardio workout? I can’t multitask that well?
• The BO is real.
• Why do people come to the gym just to talk on the phone for their entire duration on a treadmill?

Weights

• Why doesn’t this place have more benches or lifting spaces?
• Man, this space really is tight. Will today be the day that someone bumps my bench press bar and decapitate me?
• Speaking of decapitation, I wonder who is my emergency contact? I have not updated that form since I joined Crunch Fitness, back in 2010
• Will this be the day that I can do bench presses?
• Must you grunt so loudly? Your weights are not THAT heavy.
• Can my back handle deadlifts today? No worries, that area is full of people.
• I never work out my forearms.
• I really hope that guy doesn’t fall over.
• Damn, I guess one has to be in great shape BEFORE working out at this gym.

Locker Room:

• There already are four half-naked to full-naked guys here, must you come over here to change?
• Why does the steam room take to long to get to temperature?
• Will this be the day that I’ll get a fungal infection in/on one of my feet?
• Yay, warm towels.
• Boo. These towels are so rough that one of my nipples will be “sandpapered” off of my chest.
• I’m smell like a nice steak/grilled chicken. Crunch gym uses some lemon basil soap from Bliss Spa.